The other day, after thoughtlessly typing “I want to be paddled” in my Internet search bar, I inadvertently found myself looking at several highly embarrassing images on my laptop’s screen.
Worse still, it was at this precise moment that Jenn walked in.
“Oh my God,” she said. “Are you looking at a canoe paddling website?”
She had caught me dead to rights, looking at the most humiliating thing a Canadian can be found looking at. That’s right, I was on a hard-core basic canoeing instruction website.
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